The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so you thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The NCAA is skipping this year’s tournament at all levels, but \/r\/CollegeBasketball has sponsored its own alternative Men’s Division I tournament: Reddit March Madness. Streamed exclusively on YouTube<\/a> and executed with a college basketball video game from almost 15 years ago, this year’s March Madness is sure to be unpredictable and full of really dumb turnovers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nothing But Nylon is providing the exclusive* coverage of the event from the bedroom of our headquarters. Don’t miss any of the real* quotes and bone-breaking analysis that you’ll only find here because of how exclusive* this content is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n * = this means you can’t sue me<\/p>\n\n\n\n There has been a heated feud between Kansas head coach Bill Self and Saint Mary’s head coach Randy Bennett for weeks, and that certainly did not end after Kansas eliminated Saint Mary’s, 86-76, in the second round of Reddit March Madness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After the game, Randy Bennett, who has been proclaiming Jordan Ford would score 50 against Kansas, among other opponents, and showed visibly frustration with Bill Self, had to be restrained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “RANDY SMASH! RANDY SMASH!” he screamed, attempting a melee on the Kansas athletic communications staff before the start of his press conference.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n He stabbed Kansas student Shemika Lumpkin, a senior communications major who has worked for the athletic department for two years as an assistant, three times in the abdomen and once in the shoulder with the end of a crudely-welded pen shiv.<\/p>\n\n\n\nReddit March Madness Second Round – 1 Kansas 86, 8 Saint Mary’s 76<\/h3>\n\n\n\n