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Scott Drew Arrested for Murder Again, Says K-State was Already Dead
Baylor men’s basketball head coach and wax-statue impersonator Scott Drew has been arrested on first-degree murder changes for…
January 28, 2021
NCAA Names New Basketball Inventor
Your new basketball inventor is here! In December, the FBI unveiled documents that proved James Naismith committed serious…
James Naismith Has Basketball Inventor Title Vacated
James Naismith will have his inventor of basketball title vacated following a pay-for-play scheme uncovered during his time…
January 7, 2021
Space Jam Could Have Been Fixed
The game in Space Jam that secured the safety of the Looney Tunes had some suspicious circumstances surrounding it, and we deserve the truth.
December 31, 2020
21 Basketball Predictions for 2021
I don’t normally do this. I am a straight-laced, by-the-book reporter. But my generous and well-educated boss told…
December 30, 2020
FBI Uncovers James Naismith Pay-For-Play Scheme at Kansas
Documents proving a pay-for-play scheme at Kansas while under head coach and inventor of basketball James Naismith have…
December 24, 2020
Fran McCaffery Explains Why Defense Is Boring
Iowa men’s basketball has been known for its offensive firepower for years under head coach Fran McCaffery, and…
December 17, 2020
Study Shows Basketball Players, Coaches Not Immune to COVID-19
The CDC has reported that basketball players and coaches are not immune to COVID-19. The study conducted by…
December 10, 2020
Tom Riddle Defeated, World Saved as Pirates Take First Title
The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so…
April 21, 2020
Seton Hall Shocks Us All with World-Saving National Championship
The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so…
April 20, 2020