Utah Jazz Change Name to Utah Classic County
The Utah Jazz will change their name to the Utah Classic Country effectively immediately, the team announced. The move...
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James Naismith Has Basketball Inventor Title Vacated
James Naismith will have his inventor of basketball title vacated following a pay-for-play scheme uncovered during his time as...
Space Jam Could Have Been Fixed
The game in Space Jam that secured the safety of the Looney Tunes had some suspicious circumstances surrounding it,...
21 Basketball Predictions for 2021
I don’t normally do this. I am a straight-laced, by-the-book reporter. But my generous and well-educated boss told me...
FBI Uncovers James Naismith Pay-For-Play Scheme at Kansas
Documents proving a pay-for-play scheme at Kansas while under head coach and inventor of basketball James Naismith have been...
Fran McCaffery Explains Why Defense Is Boring
Iowa men’s basketball has been known for its offensive firepower for years under head coach Fran McCaffery, and especially...
Study Shows Basketball Players, Coaches Not Immune to COVID-19
The CDC has reported that basketball players and coaches are not immune to COVID-19. The study conducted by the...
Tom Riddle Defeated, World Saved as Pirates Take First Title
The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so you...
Seton Hall Shocks Us All with World-Saving National Championship
The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so you...
Seton Hall to Build Myles Powell Cathedral as Thanks for Title Game Run
The whole international pandemic thing that’s going down forced the 2020 March Madness to be cancelled. Or so you...