Overweight Man Explains Why Women’s Basketball Players Don’t Need Big Lifty Things
John Smith, a bland replica of the same American over and over, was disgusted when he saw the poor...
Something Like Nylon
Full-Grown Adult Man Who Is Paid to Talk about Unpaid Work Complains about Unpaid Workers’ Unhappiness
As hundreds of unpaid workers are traveling to Indiana in the middle of a pandemic to do work for...
New York Liberty Named Most Adorable WNBA Franchise
The New York Liberty finally won something! This week, the WNBA announced one of its oldest franchises as its...
Scott Drew Arrested for Murder Again, Says K-State was Already Dead
Baylor men’s basketball head coach and wax-statue impersonator Scott Drew has been arrested on first-degree murder changes for the...
NCAA Names New Basketball Inventor
Your new basketball inventor is here! In December, the FBI unveiled documents that proved James Naismith committed serious NCAA...
James Naismith Has Basketball Inventor Title Vacated
James Naismith will have his inventor of basketball title vacated following a pay-for-play scheme uncovered during his time as...
21 Basketball Predictions for 2021
I don’t normally do this. I am a straight-laced, by-the-book reporter. But my generous and well-educated boss told me...
FBI Uncovers James Naismith Pay-For-Play Scheme at Kansas
Documents proving a pay-for-play scheme at Kansas while under head coach and inventor of basketball James Naismith have been...
Fran McCaffery Explains Why Defense Is Boring
Iowa men’s basketball has been known for its offensive firepower for years under head coach Fran McCaffery, and especially...
Study Shows Basketball Players, Coaches Not Immune to COVID-19
The CDC has reported that basketball players and coaches are not immune to COVID-19. The study conducted by the...