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Jim Boeheim Takes to Doomsday Bunker to Escape Hippies
Syracuse men’s basketball head coach Jim Boeheim has been hiding out in his doomsday bunker ever since the…
Court Rules Joel Embiid, Russell Westbrook To Lose Custody of Steven Adams
A Philadelphia court ruled for Joel Embiid and Russell Westbrook to have no custody of Steven Adams after…
NBA Owners Form 29-Team Super League
A group of NBA owners announced the launch of a 29-team super league on Thursday, prompting strong backlash…
Overweight Man Explains Why Women’s Basketball Players Don’t Need Big Lifty Things
John Smith, a bland replica of the same American over and over, was disgusted when he saw the…
Full-Grown Adult Man Who Is Paid to Talk about Unpaid Work Complains about Unpaid Workers’ Unhappiness
As hundreds of unpaid workers are traveling to Indiana in the middle of a pandemic to do work…
New York Liberty Named Most Adorable WNBA Franchise
The New York Liberty finally won something! This week, the WNBA announced one of its oldest franchises as…
Scott Drew Arrested for Murder Again, Says K-State was Already Dead
Baylor men’s basketball head coach and wax-statue impersonator Scott Drew has been arrested on first-degree murder changes for…
NCAA Names New Basketball Inventor
Your new basketball inventor is here! In December, the FBI unveiled documents that proved James Naismith committed serious…
James Naismith Has Basketball Inventor Title Vacated
James Naismith will have his inventor of basketball title vacated following a pay-for-play scheme uncovered during his time…
21 Basketball Predictions for 2021
I don’t normally do this. I am a straight-laced, by-the-book reporter. But my generous and well-educated boss told…